INTERNET EDITION ... HULTON PRESS April 29 2012

STILL NO WORD FROM ARGO

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Sources at SpaceFleet HQ have been tight lipped about the fate of the ARGO, currently on a mission to Pluto. It has been reported that radio contact with the ship has been lost.

But there has also been considerable activity at the design bureau of SF. ARGO is romoured to contain several "highly unusual" features. SF Chief Designer was apparently unaware of these features, and the craft's principal designer, Professo Chuang, was killed in an accident shortly before ARGO's departure.
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